Kitty Quote #339
Quote from Kitty in Eric's Corvette Caper
Red: I still don't see why we have to spend the night. It only took me 30 minutes to get caught up with everyone at my high school reunion.
Kitty: Oh, well, standing in the corner muttering "dumbass" at everyone doesn't count as getting caught up. I can't wait to see some dear, old girlfriends. Like the Miller twins. God, I hope they're fat.
Red: Oh, crap. There's no way that all these bags are gonna fit in here. Oh, geez, I was really looking forward to taking this baby out on the highway. Well, we'll just have to take two cars.
Kitty: No, we'll take the Toyota. I can bring another dress. Shows a little more leg so Stuart McDaniel can see what he missed out on.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Corvette Caper’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, Kitty, don't tell Eric that we're coming home. If he's doing something wrong, and we both know he is, it's important that I catch him.
Kitty: Why?
Red: Because it gives me pleasure.
Quote from Fez
Fez: I'm Red, dumbass. Where are my muffins, dumbass?
Hyde: [answers phone] Forman residence. Dr. Hook speaking.
Fez: Who is it, dumbass?
Kitty: Steven, honey, it's Mrs. Forman.
Hyde: Oh, hey, Mrs. Forman.
Fez: [gasps] Mrs. Forman? [takes off hat, hides beers]
Quote from Red
Red: Here's the keys to the Corvette. But the only reason I'm giving them to you is so you can move it in case there's a fire.
Eric: And because you trust me.
Red: [chuckles] Right! Now, you know that I'll know if the Corvette's been moved. I've noted its exact position in the garage, the angle of the wheels, and I just might have set a few booby traps.
Eric: I am so lucky to have a daddy who cares enough to set booby traps. Fine. Okay, I get it. The only way I get to drive the Corvette is if there's a fire.
Red: But to the end of the driveway. No further. A fire is no excuse for a joyride.