Kelso Quote #381
Quote from Kelso in Eric's Corvette Caper
Kelso: Fez, I was sleeping in Casey's room and I think somehow I had one of his dreams, 'cause I did it with... [sees Jackie and Donna] Hey, guys.
Jackie: No, no, Michael. Finish your sentence. You did it with...
Kelso: A hat on? A-And you. You, me and a hat. It was hot.
Fez: Of course it was. Everything's better with a hat. Come on, fellas. Put a hat on. The lady deserves it.
Donna: What were you doing in Casey's bed anyway?
Kelso: Oh, when he's out of town, I like to skank it up by skipping a couple showers and sleeping in it naked.
Jackie: Michael, tell me more about this dream. Was anyone else there?
Kelso: Jackie, why would I have a sexy dream with anyone besides you? Hey, Donna.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Corvette Caper’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, Kitty, don't tell Eric that we're coming home. If he's doing something wrong, and we both know he is, it's important that I catch him.
Kitty: Why?
Red: Because it gives me pleasure.
Quote from Fez
Fez: I'm Red, dumbass. Where are my muffins, dumbass?
Hyde: [answers phone] Forman residence. Dr. Hook speaking.
Fez: Who is it, dumbass?
Kitty: Steven, honey, it's Mrs. Forman.
Hyde: Oh, hey, Mrs. Forman.
Fez: [gasps] Mrs. Forman? [takes off hat, hides beers]
Quote from Red
Red: Here's the keys to the Corvette. But the only reason I'm giving them to you is so you can move it in case there's a fire.
Eric: And because you trust me.
Red: [chuckles] Right! Now, you know that I'll know if the Corvette's been moved. I've noted its exact position in the garage, the angle of the wheels, and I just might have set a few booby traps.
Eric: I am so lucky to have a daddy who cares enough to set booby traps. Fine. Okay, I get it. The only way I get to drive the Corvette is if there's a fire.
Red: But to the end of the driveway. No further. A fire is no excuse for a joyride.