Kelso Quote #337
Quote from Kelso in Jackie Says Cheese
Jackie: The Gouda's so good-a. The Havarti's a party!
Kelso: Hello, milady. "Fondue" you love me?
Donna: Stop doing that! All day with this. "Hey, 'fondue' me." "Ooh, I stepped in 'fon-dog-due."'
Jackie: Oh, my God. This is awful. Michael, a few minutes ago, I smelled stinky cheese and it was me! Look, I'm sorry. I love you, but I can't do this.
Kelso: You mean, you can't "fondue" it.
Jackie: God, will you shut up! Look, I am not cut out for work. I'm cut out for having rich people give me things.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Jackie Says Cheese’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Eric: This is freaky, man. Red hasn't said anything about the stash, which can only mean he's gone to the much-feared stage: beyond yelling. He's gone Darth Vader, man.
Kelso: Or instead of Red snagging you, maybe you snagged Red dipping into Hyde's stash. I'm just sayin', everyone's tryin' it.
[fantasy: circle:]
Hyde: I guess Kelso's right. Everyone is trying it.
Red: I'm telling you, this stuff isn't just for cakes. It's great all by itself. [squirts cream into mouth] Mmm! Wait, wait. Watch this. [squirts cream onto head] Look at me. I'm Whipped-cream Head! Fear me! All fear Whipped-cream Head! [sinister laugh] Mmm!
[reality:]
Eric: Kelso, that was delightful. But the only part you left out is where Red kills me!
Quote from Fez
Thomas: Oh, the football team loves me. I'm their new placekicker.
Fez: What? Oh, the room is spinning! How did you do all this?
Thomas: I have delightful accent.
Fez: So do I.
Thomas: Yes, but a nerd with an accent is still a nerd. Now, good day, sir.
Fez: [scoffs] I say "good day." Now, good day.
Thomas: Good day.
Fez: Good day.
Both: I said good day! [Thomas walks away]
Fez: He stole that from me.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said from me!
Quote from Red
[As they eat breakfast at the kitchen table, Eric and Red both stick their fork in the last waffle]
Eric: Hey. L'Eggo my Eggo.
Red: Hey. L'Eggo my foot in your ass.