Kelso Quote #324
Quote from Kelso in The Third Wheel
Rhonda: Hiya, princess.
Jackie: Rhonda? What are you doing here?
Rhonda: Waiting for Fez, chomping some cheese curls.
Jackie: You know what? Michael doesn't tell me where he goes either. I hate that.
Rhonda: Kelso and Fez are on their way back from bowling. They want to make out.
Jackie: How'd you know all this?
Fez: [enters] Let's French, ladies!
Jackie: Michael, she's in the loop. Why am I not in the loop?
Kelso: All right. Look, Jackie. I don't know what loop you're talking about, but if she's already in it I don't think there's gonna be room for you too.
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Quote from Fez
Eric: So let's bowl.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
Hyde: Good one.
Eric: That's nice.
Kelso: That's funny. That was good.
Fez: My balls are finally funny.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Well, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun.
Kelso: I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact.
Fez: Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again?
Hyde: Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer?
Fez: Pink ball only until I lose my virginity.
Hyde: Sorry. Them's the rules.
Quote from Fez
Eric: All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. You get a 7-1 0 split seven to 10 chugs.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. [laughs] Man, that joke never gets old.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. [silence] Now, why isn't that funny?