Kelso Quote #319
Quote from Kelso in The Third Wheel
Eric: Hey, hey. Do you guys hear that?
Fez: That was me. I had hot dogs for lunch.
Eric: Not that. I'm talking about the sweet sound of no women.
Kelso: Oh, I never hear that. Jackie's voice is burned into my brain. I wish it would stop, but it won't.
Eric: Remember back in the day when it was just us guys? That was good times.
Hyde: More like desperate, "I don't care if she has a mustache I'll take her anyway" times.
Eric: You know what? I say, who needs women? Come on! Let's get crazy. What was that? Did someone say mini golf?
Kelso: Oh, I'm still not allowed back in there. I mean, what's the point of having a windmill you can't ride?
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Quote from Fez
Eric: So let's bowl.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
Hyde: Good one.
Eric: That's nice.
Kelso: That's funny. That was good.
Fez: My balls are finally funny.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Well, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun.
Kelso: I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact.
Fez: Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again?
Hyde: Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer?
Fez: Pink ball only until I lose my virginity.
Hyde: Sorry. Them's the rules.
Quote from Fez
Eric: All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. You get a 7-1 0 split seven to 10 chugs.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. [laughs] Man, that joke never gets old.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. [silence] Now, why isn't that funny?