Red Quote #354
Quote from Red in Red and Stacey
Eric: Well, I guess it's just us Three Musketeers tonight, huh? [chuckles] "All for one and one for all," right? [chuckles]
Kitty: Well, um, actually your father and I were gonna do some reading... upstairs... together.
Red: What your mom's trying to say is, "Go away for twenty minutes."
Kitty: Forty-five minutes, Red.
Red: Thirty.
Kitty: Thirty-five.
Red: Fine. Get lost for thirty-five minutes.
Eric: Fine. But you know what? I got a little question for you. Why have kids if you ain't gonna spend time with them? I suggest you use your thirty-five minutes to think about that. [exits]
Kitty: He needs a new girlfriend.
Red: Come on, Kitty. You're on the clock.
Kitty: Oh, you know what? Just turn off your clock. I'm gonna go talk to him. [exits]
Red: You can't turn off the clock! Oh, she doesn't understand the clock.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red and Stacey’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Look, that chick likes Red because he's a tough guy, a hard-ass. You? You're soft.
Donna & Kelso: How soft is he, Hyde?
Hyde: Softer than Liberace at the Playboy Mansion.
Kelso: Yeah! [laughs] 'Cause he plays piano. Wait. [Donna whispers in Kelso's ear] Oh, burn! [howling laugh]
Eric: You guys kill me.
Quote from Red
Eric: So, I'm a duck, huh? Yeah, we'll see who's a duck. [Red enters] Oh. Hey, there you are. Yeah, we need to talk, man. I've been thinking out this whole Stacey thing- It's your fault. Yeah. You were too tough on me, so now I'm soft.
Red: Oh, boo-hoo. You don't know the first thing about tough. My old man was tough. When I was your age, he shipped me off to the navy. He sure as hell wasn't setting me up with cute cashiers. Which I'm sorry I did. Because now I've got this creepy little girl giving me google eyes all day and sticking heart-shaped notes in my locker. And on top of it all, I had to have a talk with your mother about infidelity. That was unpleasant! So you just be grateful that your dad doesn't yell at you 24 hours a day! And don't give me that look, because this isn't yelling! When I yell, you'll know it! [exits]
Eric: Well, thanks. Good talk.
Quote from Fez
Fez: I just want her back like she was the first night I met her... on her knees, chugging beer straight from the keg.
Rhonda: But, Fez, I threw up twice that night.
Fez: Yes, all over my heart. You big, lovable, clumsy galoot. And now, it is time that you two left. Good day.
Jackie: But, Fez-
Rhonda: He said good day!