Fez Quote #293
Quote from Fez in Bye-Bye Basement
Fez: Oh, happy day. Your friend Fez has taken his love of dance to its logical conclusion. I have joined a ballet class.
Hyde: Man, no offense, but you're, like, one good cry away from being the total woman.
Fez: Oh, really? Well, would a total woman have her own pink satin slippers?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Bye-Bye Basement’ Quotes
Quote from Leo
Leo: Okay. We're all done.
Kitty: But you've only been here a day.
Leo: Well, you know what they say. Rome was built in a day.
Red: No. Uh, "Rome wasn't built in a day."
Leo: Oh? Well, your basement was built in a day.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Welcome back, Steven. You know, maybe we can spruce up your old room since I decided to redo the basement.
Eric: What? You're redoing the basement?
Kitty: Well, honey, no one uses it.
Eric: I use it. Every day. It's my Batcave.
Red: I'll find you a good, cheap contractor.
Kitty: Oh, no, no, no. This is something I want to handle myself.
Red: This is going to be expensive, isn't it?
Kitty: Maybe.
Red: Don't you like anything cheap?
Kitty: I like you.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: I don't know what Eric's problem is. I wasn't being a bitch, was I?
Jackie: Oh. Donna, I know from bitch, and yes, yes, you were. But I feel much closer to you now.