Kelso Quote #306

Quote from Kelso in Bye-Bye Basement

Kelso: Yeah, I'm gonna miss it down here. A lot of good times. I broke my foot climbing out of this dryer. Yeah, I hit my head playing handball with the soap in that shower. Me and Jackie totally did it, like, a bajillion times on this old sofa. [Eric and Donna get up off the sofa]
Jackie: Michael, that's private.
Hyde: I got news for you. It wasn't that private.

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 ‘Bye-Bye Basement’ Quotes

Quote from Leo

Leo: Okay. We're all done.
Kitty: But you've only been here a day.
Leo: Well, you know what they say. Rome was built in a day.
Red: No. Uh, "Rome wasn't built in a day."
Leo: Oh? Well, your basement was built in a day.

Quote from Jackie

Donna: I don't know what Eric's problem is. I wasn't being a bitch, was I?
Jackie: Oh. Donna, I know from bitch, and yes, yes, you were. But I feel much closer to you now.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: Welcome back, Steven. You know, maybe we can spruce up your old room since I decided to redo the basement.
Eric: What? You're redoing the basement?
Kitty: Well, honey, no one uses it.
Eric: I use it. Every day. It's my Batcave.
Red: I'll find you a good, cheap contractor.
Kitty: Oh, no, no, no. This is something I want to handle myself.
Red: This is going to be expensive, isn't it?
Kitty: Maybe.
Red: Don't you like anything cheap?
Kitty: I like you.