Eric Quote #404

Quote from Eric in Bye-Bye Basement

Kitty: Oh, my God! That is the biggest spider I have ever seen. I think it had a rat in its mouth. [groans] Okay, I think maybe the basement isn't the place for me after all.
Eric: Oh, you know what, Mom? I think you might be right. I mean, not only is it bug-infested, but in all honesty I think it might be haunted. [deep voice] Get out.
Kelso: That's spooky.

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 ‘Bye-Bye Basement’ Quotes

Quote from Leo

Leo: Okay. We're all done.
Kitty: But you've only been here a day.
Leo: Well, you know what they say. Rome was built in a day.
Red: No. Uh, "Rome wasn't built in a day."
Leo: Oh? Well, your basement was built in a day.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: Welcome back, Steven. You know, maybe we can spruce up your old room since I decided to redo the basement.
Eric: What? You're redoing the basement?
Kitty: Well, honey, no one uses it.
Eric: I use it. Every day. It's my Batcave.
Red: I'll find you a good, cheap contractor.
Kitty: Oh, no, no, no. This is something I want to handle myself.
Red: This is going to be expensive, isn't it?
Kitty: Maybe.
Red: Don't you like anything cheap?
Kitty: I like you.

Quote from Jackie

Donna: I don't know what Eric's problem is. I wasn't being a bitch, was I?
Jackie: Oh. Donna, I know from bitch, and yes, yes, you were. But I feel much closer to you now.