Kitty Quote #294

Quote from Kitty in Pinciotti vs. Forman

Kitty: Oh, come on in, Pastor Dave. Red and I are just so happy that you are here. Especially Red.
Red: Kitty.
Kitty: I want you to know that it is so nice for Red to finally have a boyfriend.
Red: For God sakes, Kitty!
Kitty: Oh, lighten up, silly. "Man friend." Whatever. Someone to talk to, share their feelings with. Anyway, you are an important part of Red's life.
Pastor Dave: Oh. Well-
Red: Now, wait. No. Don't listen to her. I don't really want to share my feelings with you. Hell, I don't even think I have feelings. Now, let's just watch these two guys beat the crap out of each other.
Pastor Dave: Sold!
Kitty: Well, I don't care what you say. You're boyfriends, and that's nice.

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Quote from Fez

Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!

Quote from Jackie

Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.