Eric Quote #372
Quote from Eric in The Promise Ring
Donna: Um... I wanted to talk to you. Look, this is gonna be hard. Um... Eric, I love you. A lot. But I have to give you your ring back.
Eric: What? Why?
Donna: Okay... How do you see the next 20 years?
Eric: I don't know. I guess I always figured we'd go to college together, then come home...
Donna: Yeah, but, Eric, you know that's not what I want. I mean, I've told you that. And who knows? I might want to go to school back East. Or maybe in Paris.
Eric: Okay, well, you know what, Donna, whatever. Okay? The important thing is when you see yourself in Paris or wherever... I'm there, right? Right?
Donna: I don't know. Not always. I mean, it's not like there's anyone else but sometimes I'm by myself. I mean... All I mean is, I don't know. Neither of us does. And this ring is just a stupid high school promise. If we're meant to be together, then we'll end up together.
Eric: No. The way we end up together is by saying we'll be together and then, being together.
Donna: Eric, come on. We're together now. Isn't that enough?
Eric: No! I mean... I mean, damn, Donna. If you can see a future for yourself without me and that doesn't, like, break your heart then we're not doing what I thought we were doing here. And you know what? Maybe we shouldn't even be together at all!
Donna: Wait a minute. Are you breaking up with me?
Eric: Well, are you giving back that ring?
Donna: Yes.
Eric: Then... Yes.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Promise Ring’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: [shouts] Hello, ladies!
Hyde: No, man, that's not how you do it. You gotta be aloof.
Fez: Did you just call me a "loof"? Because if so, I'll have to kick you in your 'nads.
Hyde: No, man. Aloof. Distant. Zen.
Fez: Well, that's not what loof means in my language.
Hyde: Look, I don't care what you think it means, that's what it means here.
Fez: You're the loof.
Hyde: Fez, it's not-
Fez: I said loof!
Quote from Leo
Eric: Leo, I... I need to return this.
Leo: Hey, man, I only said it was gold, not real gold.
Eric: No, it's Donna and I broke up.
Leo: What? What happened to the love, man?
Eric: Well, I don't really feel like...
Leo: No! If you kids can't make it, who can? Tell me, who? Why, God, why?!
Quote from Kelso
Eric: It's a promise ring. 'Cause, you know, Donna and I have been fighting a lot lately.
Hyde: Forman, you get mushy with Donna, she's gonna see the secret girl inside the man. Now, trust me, you don't want to let Erica out.
Kelso: [laughs] Erica. That's a good burn. You can't do that with Michael. I'm lucky.
Hyde: Oh, really, Michelle?
Kelso: Oh, I forgot about Michelle. Look, Hyde obviously doesn't understand mature relationships but I do. And a promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthing off. I'm getting one for Jackie too!
Eric: Great. Let's go.
Kelso: All right. See you later, Hyde-a alicia. What's a good girlie name for Hyde?
Eric: Uh, Hyde...rangea?
Hyde: It's Heidi, you morons! Heidi!