Donna Quote #187
Quote from Donna in Backstage Pass
Donna: Oh, my God, Eric. I have so much to tell you. I actually met Ted Nugent, and I got an interview. And I know I said I'd be right back, but- It was so exciting!
Eric: Oh. Yeah, my night too. I met the janitor. And then, I got to see Kelso take his pants off. Rock and roll!
Donna: Eric, you're mad at me for going backstage to meet Ted Nugent?
Eric: No, no. I'm mad at you because you ditched me.
Donna: I didn't ditch you. This was Ted Nugent. This was a huge opportunity for me. So, come Monday, I don't have to just talk about the farm report. I can talk about the interview, like an interviewer.
Eric: Well, you know what, Donna? All I can say is that my mom never would have bailed on my dad like that.
Donna: Yeah, I know. But they're married.
Eric: Okay. Okay, forget it. Let's just forget it. You're sorry. Everything's fine.
Donna: I never said I was sorry.
Eric: But you are, right?
Donna: I shouldn't have to be.
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Quote from Midge
Bob: You know, our anniversary's coming up. Eighteen years. I can still remember the first time I saw Midgie. She was the tallest girl in chemistry class.
Midge: And Bob was the shortest boy. But what he lacked in height, he made up for in shortness.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Hey, you wanna see what 50 stolen bucks can buy?
Hyde: Fez! It's "Ted" Nugent!
Fez: Uh-huh. Tad Nugent.
Hyde: No, man. I'm saying "Ted."
Fez: I'm saying Tad too.
Hyde: No, you're not. It says "Tad."
Fez: I know it says "Tad." I'm the one who put it on there. I don't know why we're fighting. What's the problem here?
Hyde: Because the shirt says "Tad."
Fez: Exactly. [chuckles]
Hyde: But the "A" should be an "E."
Fez: Well, that's not how you spell "Tad."
Hyde: No. That's how you spell "Ted."
Fez: Oh.
Hyde: These shirts are useless. Now Forman's out 50 bucks.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Okay, here comes Kelso. Oh, this is going to be so good. But plug your nose, because it's also going to be foul.
Kelso: [enters] All right, somebody put a stink bomb in my backpack!
Eric: Oh!
Kelso: And when I find out who, I'm gonna kick some ass!
Fez: Why must people be cruel?
Kelso: Yeah, 'cause now I gotta go see Jackie smelling like a skunk. And Jackie hates skunks, except for Pepé le Pew. And, you gotta admit, for a skunk, he's pretty romantic. [exits]
Fez: Okay, guys, I've got five stink bombs left. Let's go ruin someone else's day.