Bob: You know, our anniversary's coming up. Eighteen years. I can still remember the first time I saw Midgie. She was the tallest girl in chemistry class.
Midge: And Bob was the shortest boy. But what he lacked in height, he made up for in shortness.

Fez: Hey, you wanna see what 50 stolen bucks can buy?
Hyde: Fez! It's "Ted" Nugent!
Fez: Uh-huh. Tad Nugent.
Hyde: No, man. I'm saying "Ted."
Fez: I'm saying Tad too.
Hyde: No, you're not. It says "Tad."
Fez: I know it says "Tad." I'm the one who put it on there. I don't know why we're fighting. What's the problem here?
Hyde: Because the shirt says "Tad."
Fez: Exactly. [chuckles]
Hyde: But the "A" should be an "E."
Fez: Well, that's not how you spell "Tad."
Hyde: No. That's how you spell "Ted."
Fez: Oh.
Hyde: These shirts are useless. Now Forman's out 50 bucks.

Fez: Okay, here comes Kelso. Oh, this is going to be so good. But plug your nose, because it's also going to be foul.
Kelso: [enters] All right, somebody put a stink bomb in my backpack!
Eric: Oh!
Kelso: And when I find out who, I'm gonna kick some ass!
Fez: Why must people be cruel?
Kelso: Yeah, 'cause now I gotta go see Jackie smelling like a skunk. And Jackie hates skunks, except for Pepé le Pew. And, you gotta admit, for a skunk, he's pretty romantic. [exits]
Fez: Okay, guys, I've got five stink bombs left. Let's go ruin someone else's day.