Jackie: Ew! Michael, someone blew chunks.
[Kelso takes a mispelled t-shirt from Hyde and lays it down over the vomit]
Kelso: May I escort you across the vomit, my lady?
Jackie: Why, thank you, good sir.
Hyde: I hate them.
Fez: You just bought yourself a barfy Todd Nugent T-shirt, mister!
Hyde: Fez. It's Ted!