Eric Quote #358
Quote from Eric in Eric's Drunken Tattoo
Donna: [v.o.] "Eric and I went to second base tonight. He was hilarious." "The Prom is gonna be magical. I think tonight I'm Finally gonna sleep with Eric." "Which is like Woodstock, but for vans." "Anyway, I think I'm finally gonna sleep with Eric." "I love him so much. Tonight I'm Finally gonna sleep with Eric."
Eric: Okay, let's just skip to the last page.
Donna: [v.o.] "I had the weirdest dream about Eric last night. He was Eric, but he was also Steven Tyler from Aerosmith and he looked really wicked and dangerous."
Eric: Yeah! Wicked and dangerous.
Donna: "Which is so not Eric. Sometimes I wish he were like that."
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‘Eric's Drunken Tattoo’ Quotes
Quote from Leo
Fez: Oh, you know what you should get? Boobs. Big boobs on your butt.
Hyde: That's classy.
Leo: Hey, I can turn the B's into boobs.
Eric: Wait. What B's?
Leo: Like in Debbie, your girlfriend?
Eric: It's Donna!
Leo: Oh, right. Oh, I can fix that.
Quote from Leo
Eric: How cool am I? A tattoo of my girlfriend's name. How's that for dangerous?
Leo: Yeah, I think Debbie's really gonna like this.
Eric: Wait. Debbie? No. Donna.
Leo: Right. Okay. No problem. I can fix it.
Eric: Fix what?
Leo: Relax. Debbie will never notice it.
Eric: It's Donna.
Leo: See, now you moved, man! It's okay. I can make that into a flower.
Quote from Fez
Eric: Hey, Leo, thanks for letting us hang out here. I just- I didn't want to see Donna after what she wrote.
Hyde: Forman, no one cares.
Leo: That's true, man. Listen, you guys know I don't allow alcohol in my house, so you're just gonna have to drink sake instead.
Fez: "Sake" it to me, Leo.
Hyde: Don't start with the sake jokes, Fez.
Fez: Oh, put a "sake" in it. [laughs]