Donna: [v.o.] "Eric and I went to second base tonight. He was hilarious." "The Prom is gonna be magical. I think tonight I'm Finally gonna sleep with Eric." "Which is like Woodstock, but for vans." "Anyway, I think I'm finally gonna sleep with Eric." "I love him so much. Tonight I'm Finally gonna sleep with Eric."
Eric: Okay, let's just skip to the last page.
Donna: [v.o.] "I had the weirdest dream about Eric last night. He was Eric, but he was also Steven Tyler from Aerosmith and he looked really wicked and dangerous."
Eric: Yeah! Wicked and dangerous.
Donna: "Which is so not Eric. Sometimes I wish he were like that."