Red Quote #311
Quote from Red in Eric's Drunken Tattoo
Pastor Dave: Hey, do you know who I really love?
Red: Jesus.
Pastor Dave: Well, yes. But I was going to say Vince Lombardi.
Red: You're a Packer man?
Pastor Dave: Are you kidding? I bleed cheese.
Red: Well, I'm not sure, but I think there may be a Packer report on tonight.
Pastor Dave: Red, I think you might be right. And I think it could start in... eight and a half minutes.
Red: Well, then what do you say we choke our dinners down, get our asses on the couch?
Pastor Dave: Amen!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Drunken Tattoo’ Quotes
Quote from Leo
Fez: Oh, you know what you should get? Boobs. Big boobs on your butt.
Hyde: That's classy.
Leo: Hey, I can turn the B's into boobs.
Eric: Wait. What B's?
Leo: Like in Debbie, your girlfriend?
Eric: It's Donna!
Leo: Oh, right. Oh, I can fix that.
Quote from Fez
Eric: Hey, Leo, thanks for letting us hang out here. I just- I didn't want to see Donna after what she wrote.
Hyde: Forman, no one cares.
Leo: That's true, man. Listen, you guys know I don't allow alcohol in my house, so you're just gonna have to drink sake instead.
Fez: "Sake" it to me, Leo.
Hyde: Don't start with the sake jokes, Fez.
Fez: Oh, put a "sake" in it. [laughs]
Quote from Leo
Eric: How cool am I? A tattoo of my girlfriend's name. How's that for dangerous?
Leo: Yeah, I think Debbie's really gonna like this.
Eric: Wait. Debbie? No. Donna.
Leo: Right. Okay. No problem. I can fix it.
Eric: Fix what?
Leo: Relax. Debbie will never notice it.
Eric: It's Donna.
Leo: See, now you moved, man! It's okay. I can make that into a flower.