Pastor Dave: Hey, do you know who I really love?
Red: Jesus.
Pastor Dave: Well, yes. But I was going to say Vince Lombardi.
Red: You're a Packer man?
Pastor Dave: Are you kidding? I bleed cheese.
Red: Well, I'm not sure, but I think there may be a Packer report on tonight.
Pastor Dave: Red, I think you might be right. And I think it could start in... eight and a half minutes.
Red: Well, then what do you say we choke our dinners down, get our asses on the couch?
Pastor Dave: Amen!