Midge Quote #54
Quote from Midge in The Trials of Michael Kelso
Midge: Hi, neighbor. I have something I want to ask you.
Kitty: Oh, really?
Midge: Can I borrow your big punch bowl?
Kitty: A big punch bowl? Oh, my, what would that be for? [laughs]
Midge: Uh-oh. I should have thought this through. You know, forget about it. I'm gonna get someone else to bring it. And by "someone else," I mean Bob.
Kitty: Midge, I- I already made your cheese puffs.
Midge: Ooh, thanks. [sniffs] Mmm! Boy, all these cheese puffs are really gonna come in handy. 'Cause Bob's so hungry. We're not having a party.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Trials of Michael Kelso’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going into high-end cosmetics and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
Donna: Stop telling everybody that.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
Kelso: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
Jackie: Ooh. A doctor? That's so mature.
Kelso: Or a rodeo clown.
Jackie: Rodeo clown? You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
Kelso: Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new West. And you know I've always enjoyed being inside of barrels.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So if "x" equals seven, then "y" equals?
Jackie: Two?
Donna: Wrong. Kelso?
Kelso: Uh... "l"?
Donna: Also wrong. It's a pretty simple equation, guys. Just think about it for a second.
Kelso: You're so pretty. You don't even need to know math.
Jackie: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.