Red Quote #280

Quote from Red in Radio Daze

Red: Oh, Gilligan screwed it up. He always screws it up. Why don't they just kill him?
Kitty: I don't think you're really mad at Gilligan, Red. Admit it. You feel guilty about what happened to Earl.
Red: This has nothing to do with Earl. The professor worked on that coconut radio for three months. Now how the hell are they gonna get off that island?
Kitty: Oh. Well, then I guess I was wrong. I don't know why I questioned you.
Red: And I'll tell you... something's going on with that Skipper. You don't get that fat eating coconuts.

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 ‘Radio Daze’ Quotes

Quote from Kelso

Kelso: Yeah, life just hasn't been the same since I lost the van. You know, it's hard to get chicks when you don't have wheels. I mean, sometimes a killer bod just isn't enough.
Leo: Amen to that, brother. Okay, I'll sell the El Camino to you for 500 bucks.
Kelso: 400.
Leo: 600.
Kelso: 700. No, uh, tat's the wrong way. Um... Uh... 500.
Leo: No. 500.
Kelso: Sold.
Both: Sucker.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: So how are things with you and [low-pitched] Hot Donna?
Eric: Well, if you heard about Hot Donna then you heard that I'm not her boyfriend. The whole world heard that. Well, people in Canada heard it.
Kitty: Oh, honey, Canadians don't matter.

Quote from Red

Red: Bob. That's my soda.
Bob: But I drank all mine.
Red: Keep it.
Eric: Hey, that's my soda.
Red: Life is unfair.