Red Quote #282
Quote from Red in Radio Daze
Red: Okay, I am here to withdraw my complaint about my overcooked burger.
Ricky: Uh-huh. Well, I don't think you can do that.
Red: Well, I think I can.
Ricky: Of course you can. The customer's always right.
Red: So, you'll give Earl his job back?
Ricky: Well, the fry cook burnt off his finger this morning so... sure. By the way, don't have the fish sticks. We haven't found it.
Red: You hear that, Earl? You got your job back. You can go to work.
Earl: Wait. You mean right now? But I'll miss WKRP.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Radio Daze’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, Gilligan screwed it up. He always screws it up. Why don't they just kill him?
Kitty: I don't think you're really mad at Gilligan, Red. Admit it. You feel guilty about what happened to Earl.
Red: This has nothing to do with Earl. The professor worked on that coconut radio for three months. Now how the hell are they gonna get off that island?
Kitty: Oh. Well, then I guess I was wrong. I don't know why I questioned you.
Red: And I'll tell you... something's going on with that Skipper. You don't get that fat eating coconuts.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Yeah, life just hasn't been the same since I lost the van. You know, it's hard to get chicks when you don't have wheels. I mean, sometimes a killer bod just isn't enough.
Leo: Amen to that, brother. Okay, I'll sell the El Camino to you for 500 bucks.
Kelso: 400.
Leo: 600.
Kelso: 700. No, uh, tat's the wrong way. Um... Uh... 500.
Leo: No. 500.
Kelso: Sold.
Both: Sucker.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: So how are things with you and [low-pitched] Hot Donna?
Eric: Well, if you heard about Hot Donna then you heard that I'm not her boyfriend. The whole world heard that. Well, people in Canada heard it.
Kitty: Oh, honey, Canadians don't matter.