Red Quote #269

Quote from Red in Fez Gets the Girl

Red: Boy, quite a day at PriceMart, Kitty. First, the price of lightbulbs dropped two cents, then Eric was made employee of the month, and to top it off, they added Cheez-Its to the vending machine.
Eric: Are you serious?
Red: Yep. Tiny little squares with the cheese flavor baked right in 'em.
Eric: Am I really PriceMart employee of the month?
Red: You sure are.
Kitty: Yay!
Red: And they even decided to throw in a extra 25 cents an hour.
Eric: Oh, yes.
Red: I gotta admit, Eric. I had my doubts, but, uh... Hell, you've hardly embarrassed me.


 ‘Fez Gets the Girl’ Quotes

Quote from Kitty

Bob: Hey there, Harpo. Where's your horn? [chortles]
Kitty: Bob, are you making fun of my hair?
Bob: No.

Quote from Jackie

Kelso: Jackie, why do you wanna go anyway? You hate Led Zeppelin.
Jackie: I never said I hated them, Michael. For your information, I think Led is hot.

Quote from Jackie

Donna: Eric, it's okay. I knew you weren't gonna go. You're a really responsible guy. I love and hate that about you. Well, since, uh... Since Mr. Smock here is being all logical, I guess I'll have to take one of you losers.
Jackie: Take a loser where?
Donna: Zeppelin.
Jackie: Zeppelin? Oh, my God! That's a band, right?