Fez Quote #206

Quote from Fez in Fez Gets the Girl

Eric: So, not only are they gonna hang my picture in the front of the store, but I also get to represent our entire district in the national PriceMart Olympics.
Fez: That's nice. Do you think I would choke to death if I swallowed my straw?
Kelso: No, it's got a breathing hole. [Fez picks up his straw]
All: Fez, no!

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