Bob: Hey there, Harpo. Where's your horn? [chortles]
Kitty: Bob, are you making fun of my hair?
Bob: No.

Kelso: Jackie, why do you wanna go anyway? You hate Led Zeppelin.
Jackie: I never said I hated them, Michael. For your information, I think Led is hot.

Donna: Eric, it's okay. I knew you weren't gonna go. You're a really responsible guy. I love and hate that about you. Well, since, uh... Since Mr. Smock here is being all logical, I guess I'll have to take one of you losers.
Jackie: Take a loser where?
Donna: Zeppelin.
Jackie: Zeppelin? Oh, my God! That's a band, right?