Eric Quote #319

Quote from Eric in Who Wants It More?

Eric: Donna, I'm so glad you're my study partner. Because you make learning fun.
Donna: Okay. Well, no more study breaks. We have to get this report done.
Eric: All right. Fine. [clears throat] Okay. A report on the current state of U.S.-Soviet relations. Okay, we need a title.
Donna: How 'bout "Current State of U.S.-Soviet Relations"?
Eric: Damn, you're smart. U.S.-Soviet Relations. [they kiss]

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Quote from Donna

Eric: Donna, we've gotta get this thing done. This report is due in six hours.
Donna: Yeah, Eric. I've been thinking about it. This whole Cold War standoff? It's ridiculous. Neither side is getting what it wants.
Eric: So, what you're saying is by hurting each other, they're actually hurting themselves.
Donna: Yeah. It must be incredibly frustrating for both sides. Both of them are just building up and building up. The urge to launch a first strike must be overwhelming and painful.
Eric: You know, Donna, in a lot of ways, what we're going through here is just like the Cuban missile crisis... except in our case, it's a missile crisis.
Donna: Eric, you're right. It's time for détente. [they kiss]
Eric: Wait. What about our disagreement?
Donna: I don't care. You win, okay? [Eric chuckles] What?
Eric: It's just- I can't believe you caved. Wait until I tell Hyde. No. No! Where are you going?
Donna: Suddenly I'm... I'm not in the mood.
Eric: You're lying! Donna, we're past the point of no return here.
Donna: Eric, girls don't have a point of no return. So see you tomorrow.
Eric: Donna?
Donna: Yes, Eric?
Eric: I cave.
Donna: Oh, thank God, 'cause I was just bluffing.

Quote from Midge

Donna: Mom, can I ask you a question? In your relationship with Dad, have you ever let an argument cross into other parts of your relationship?
Midge: What do you mean?
Donna: You know, I mean, do you ever... not have sex with Dad?
Midge: Sure! I'm not having sex with him right now.
Donna: No, Mom, I mean, like, in an argument, to get your way.
Midge: You can do that?
Donna: Yeah. I just wonder if it's wrong.
Midge: Donna, you're saying by my not having sex with your father I can get him to paint the bathroom?
Donna: Yeah. But don't you think it hurts the relationship?
Midge: Blah, blah, blah! I'm getting my bathroom painted!

Quote from Leo

Leo: I saw a U.F.O. once, man. It was awesome. It just hung in the air. Then it sent me a message in big, bright yellow letters. It told me I was gonna have a good year.
Hyde: Did this, by any chance, happen at a football game?
Leo: Yeah, man. And the weird thing was, I was the only one freaking out about it. Wait a second. Good year? Ah, it was a terrible year, man. Stupid aliens.