Kitty: See, if we had a baby right now we could be giving it a bath. We could be putting it in its warm little jammies.
Red: Yeah. It's a shame that we have to crawl into bed for eight hours of uninterrupted sleep instead. Come on. You don't really want another baby.
Kitty: Well, I don't know. I only have a few years left where I even have the option.
Red: Well, just because you can have a baby doesn't mean you should. I have a snowblower, but I don't use it in July.
Kitty: Red, it just- It feels like maybe we've done everything important there is to do. We saved up. We got our house. We had our kids. Now what's left to look forward to?
Red: Peace and quiet. [baby crying]
Kitty: Well, I just can't believe we're never gonna hear that sound in our house again.
Red: Well, until we have grandchildren.
Kitty: [laughs] Grandchildren! Oh, I forgot about grandchildren! [kisses Red] [exits]
Red: So did I.

Laurie: [to the baby] This is Aqua Net. The same stuff Farrah uses. And she's got a big TV show, and she's married to Lee Majors. So, Aqua Net, very important.

Kitty: And besides, your father and I are having fondue and Parcheesi at the Pinciottis'.
Red: Oh? Then I'll do it.
Kitty: No. Laurie can watch this baby tonight.
Eric: Oh, golly, Laurie, a baby. And just in time for your Black Mass.
Red: Hey. What did I tell you about calling your sister the devil?
Eric: That it's offensive to the devil?