Hyde Quote #231

Quote from Hyde in Eric's Panties

Hyde: Hey, there, Red. Does Mrs. Forman know you're out here clogging your arteries with a double cheese?
Red: Yes. So there would be no reason to tell her.
Hyde: Sorry, Red. I don't think I could lie to Mrs. Forman. 'Cause I really, really love her.
Red: All right, you blackmailing S.O.B., what do you want?
Hyde: Sure could use some fries.
Red: Here. Now beat it.
Hyde: You don't have to be rude.

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 ‘Eric's Panties’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Hyde: Red, you eating again? I thought you'd be full after that burger.
Kitty: Burger?
Hyde: Yeah. The broccoli burger.
Kitty: Oh, you are lying!
Red: Well, come on, Kitty. This isn't food. This is what food eats.

Quote from Midge

Midge: Jackie, why is Donna gonna beat up Eric?
Jackie: Donna found another woman's panties in the Vista Cruiser.
Midge: [gasps] Oh, no!
Jackie: I know, right. Eric's cheating on her.
Midge: Jackie, those panties were mine.
Jackie: You and Eric?
Midge: No! Me and- Geez, you're dumb.

Quote from Jackie

Donna: He usually gives me a kiss good-bye.
Jackie: Yeah. To be honest, it kinda grosses me out.
Donna: Wait, Jackie, should I be worried that he's spending so much time with Shelly?
Jackie: Okay, well, normally I'd say yeah, but Eric would never cheat on you. I mean, all guys cheat. But I never really thought of Eric as a guy. Yeah, he's more like a- like a really masculine girl.
Donna: Uh-huh.
Jackie: Yeah, kind of like you.