Donna Quote #140

Quote from Donna in Eric's Panties

Donna: What if this wasn't even the first time? What if there have been other girls? Other panties?
[fantasy: Donna and Eric are making out on his bed when Donna finds panties under Eric's pillow:]
Donna: Eric, where did these panties come from?
Eric: Uh, gee, I don't know. But there's nothing in the dresser. Nothing at all.
[A bunch of panties blow in Donna's face as she opens Eric's dresser]
Eric: Okay, but at least my closet is panty-free. Donna, you have my word.
[More panties fall out on Donna as she opens the closet]
Eric: Okay, Donna, please, ignore the rope in the middle of the room. And whatever you do, don't pull it.
[Even more panties fall on Donna when she pulls on the rope]
Donna: Eric, how do you explain all this?
Eric: Panties! Glorious panties! [laughs]
[reality:]
Donna: Bastard!

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Quote from Red

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Kitty: Burger?
Hyde: Yeah. The broccoli burger.
Kitty: Oh, you are lying!
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Quote from Midge

Midge: Jackie, why is Donna gonna beat up Eric?
Jackie: Donna found another woman's panties in the Vista Cruiser.
Midge: [gasps] Oh, no!
Jackie: I know, right. Eric's cheating on her.
Midge: Jackie, those panties were mine.
Jackie: You and Eric?
Midge: No! Me and- Geez, you're dumb.

Quote from Jackie

Donna: He usually gives me a kiss good-bye.
Jackie: Yeah. To be honest, it kinda grosses me out.
Donna: Wait, Jackie, should I be worried that he's spending so much time with Shelly?
Jackie: Okay, well, normally I'd say yeah, but Eric would never cheat on you. I mean, all guys cheat. But I never really thought of Eric as a guy. Yeah, he's more like a- like a really masculine girl.
Donna: Uh-huh.
Jackie: Yeah, kind of like you.