Kelso Quote #206
Quote from Kelso in Eric's Panties
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Eric: Man, Donna saw Shelly practically living in my lap. [sprays cream into mouth] How could she not be jealous? I'm hot.
Fez: [face covered with cream] It's because you are decent, good-hearted and pure. You know, a sissy.
Hyde: Forman, I think what we need here is some input from Tater Nuts. Tater Nuts, what do you think, Tater Nuts? [sprays cream into mouth]
Kelso: [holds cream in hand] Eric, this- Hey, stop calling me Tater Nuts! If Donna's not jealous, I mean, it means, basically, you're in the free and clear. She's giving you the okay to cheat. You gotta cheat!
Eric: Hmm. Tater Nuts makes sense.
Kelso: [o.s.] Quit it. [throws cream at Eric]
Eric: I mean, I could be with Shelly right now, if I wanted to. So, why shouldn't I? [sprays cream]
Fez: Because then you will have two women when some people have none!
Hyde: Forget it, Forman. You're not a cheater. You know, a wise man once said, "Know thyself." That man's name was Tater Nuts.
Kelso: I got to be honest with you, guys. Okay, I- I do shave my legs. I just- I just like the way it feels.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Panties’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red, you eating again? I thought you'd be full after that burger.
Kitty: Burger?
Hyde: Yeah. The broccoli burger.
Kitty: Oh, you are lying!
Red: Well, come on, Kitty. This isn't food. This is what food eats.
Quote from Midge
Midge: Jackie, why is Donna gonna beat up Eric?
Jackie: Donna found another woman's panties in the Vista Cruiser.
Midge: [gasps] Oh, no!
Jackie: I know, right. Eric's cheating on her.
Midge: Jackie, those panties were mine.
Jackie: You and Eric?
Midge: No! Me and- Geez, you're dumb.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: He usually gives me a kiss good-bye.
Jackie: Yeah. To be honest, it kinda grosses me out.
Donna: Wait, Jackie, should I be worried that he's spending so much time with Shelly?
Jackie: Okay, well, normally I'd say yeah, but Eric would never cheat on you. I mean, all guys cheat. But I never really thought of Eric as a guy. Yeah, he's more like a- like a really masculine girl.
Donna: Uh-huh.
Jackie: Yeah, kind of like you.