Fez Quote #169
Quote from Fez in Reefer Madness
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Eric: Man, who'd have thought? Hyde getting busted for possession. I mean, I always thought it'd be, like, armed robbery or pimping. You know, something cool.
Kelso: [laughs] Yeah, Hyde in jail. Hey, guys, do you think he's anyone's girlfriend yet?
Fez: Kelso, he's been in jail for three hours. Of course he's someone's girlfriend. He has very pretty eyes.
[the camera pans to Hyde's empty chair]
Eric: Well, if he was someone's girlfriend, I think it might look something like this. [holds up Etch A Sketch]
Kelso: Yeah. Hey there, curlicue, would you like to perform an unspeakable act on me or would you prefer that I perform one on you? [high-pitched Voice.] Well, they both sound good. Dealer's choice.
Fez: You have done a horrible thing with a children's toy.
Hyde: [clears throat] Huh. Bet you didn't want me to see this, did ya?
Eric: Hey! [shakes Etch A Sketch] Welcome back, man! We were worried about- I'm sorry. I'm just- I'm so sorry.
Kelso: Yeah, uh- You know, curlicue is- can be- is a term of endearment.
Fez: So, when do we meet your new fella?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Reefer Madness’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Look, Forman. I appreciate what you're trying to do, you know? But you getting into trouble is not going to help me get out of trouble, okay? Okay?
Eric: Okay.
Hyde: Okay. Everybody just stop worrying, all right? I'll be fine.
Fez: Yes. It will be good for you in the FotoHut. Maybe you will develop some character. [laughs] Get it? Develop? [laughs] Oh, fine. I guess I'm not funny. Kiss my brown ass.
Quote from Red
Red: No! I don't want to talk about Steven! Subject closed.
Kitty: Red.
Red: For God's sakes, Kitty. We took him into our home. We treated him like our own son.
Eric: You treat him better than your own son.
Red: I'll tell you one thing. I'm not bailing him out. He can rot in that jail, for all I care.
Eric: Actually, uh, they already let him out. Gave him probation.
Red: Probation? Well, isn't that just ducky? You know how they treat their criminals in Russia? First offense, five years in Siberia. Second offense, 10 years. Believe you me, there is no third offense.
Kitty: Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels. [laughs]
Quote from Leo
Leo: Hey, man, you missed your shift at the Fotohut. You better have a damn good excuse.
Hyde: I got busted.
Leo: Damn. That's a good excuse. So what'd they get you for?
Jackie: For loving me.
Leo: [laughs] 'Cause she's, like, 14?
Hyde: I got busted for possession.
Leo: Oh, man. Join the club.
Hyde: Yeah, thanks.
Leo: No. I mean, join the club, man. We meet every Thursday. We're trying to raise money for a field trip to Amsterdam.