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Eric: Man, who'd have thought? Hyde getting busted for possession. I mean, I always thought it'd be, like, armed robbery or pimping. You know, something cool.
Kelso: [laughs] Yeah, Hyde in jail. Hey, guys, do you think he's anyone's girlfriend yet?
Fez: Kelso, he's been in jail for three hours. Of course he's someone's girlfriend. He has very pretty eyes.
[the camera pans to Hyde's empty chair]
Eric: Well, if he was someone's girlfriend, I think it might look something like this. [holds up Etch A Sketch]
Kelso: Yeah. Hey there, curlicue, would you like to perform an unspeakable act on me or would you prefer that I perform one on you? [high-pitched Voice.] Well, they both sound good. Dealer's choice.
Fez: You have done a horrible thing with a children's toy.
Hyde: [clears throat] Huh. Bet you didn't want me to see this, did ya?
Eric: Hey! [shakes Etch A Sketch] Welcome back, man! We were worried about- I'm sorry. I'm just- I'm so sorry.
Kelso: Yeah, uh- You know, curlicue is- can be- is a term of endearment.
Fez: So, when do we meet your new fella?