Kitty Quote #171
Quote from Kitty in Cat Fight Club
Kitty: Oh, Laurie, you can't bring Michael to dinner. Are you out of your mind?
Laurie: Mom, I'm an adult, and this is my choice.
Kitty: No. If you were really an adult, you'd try to meet someone with a future instead of Michael, who, bless his heart, is probably gonna end up ripping tickets at the Tilt-A-Whirl.
Laurie: Well, he could invent something. [off Kitty's look] Yeah. I guess I'm lazy.
Kitty: Uh-huh. And, Laurie, have you given any thought as to what you're gonna say to your father when he finds out?
Laurie: "He's my boyfriend, Daddy, and we love each other, and you can't stop us from being together!" What do you think?
Kitty: Laurie, I absolutely forbid you to bring that boy to dinner.
Laurie: Oh, sometimes I hate you! [storms off]
Kitty: Well, that is just too bad, because I love you! Because I have to.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Cat Fight Club’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Laurie: Next time we go hiking, make sure you bring a blanket. I think I have a twig in my shorts.
Hyde: What a coincidence. So does Kelso.
Jackie: Burn!
Kelso: Okay, okay. Nice burn. Hi, Jackie.
Jackie: Oh, look. It's Michael and his community chest.
Hyde: Nice.
Quote from Hyde
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Eric: And the rest of dinner, was eaten in complete silence. The only sound was the dull throbbing of that vein in Red's giant, shiny head.
Fez: Boy, I'm glad I'm not Kelso. Sure, he's had sex a lot and I am still a virgin, but... Oh, I wish I was Kelso.
Hyde: No, you don't, Fez. Being Kelso is like knowing the truth behind all the deceptions in society, but not being able to convince any of your fellow suburban clones that anything's wrong, man. No, wait. That's me.
Jackie: [laughs] Man, I just totally forgot why I was laughing. Isn't that funny?
Eric: Okay, uh, no more for the cheerleader. Okay?
Fez: Jackie, you seem different. I don't know if it's your hair, your outfit... or your red, puffy eyes.
Hyde: She's Zen, man. I've taken her under my wing. I'm running a dojo of coolness. Jackie, demonstrate.
Jackie: Oogly moogly. Googly. [laughs]
Hyde: Yeah, it's her first day.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: No, man, Zen. At peace. Aloof. Zen.
Jackie: Oh. Okay, then... Hyde, will you teach me how to be Zen?
Hyde: You can't just teach someone to be Zen, Jackie. You can only learn to be Zen.
Jackie: Okay, I don't understand.
Hyde: Exactly. And that's your first lesson.
Jackie: Huh?
Hyde: Jackie, if you want to be my student, you need to follow my instructions without question.
Jackie: Okay. Okay. See? I can do that.
Hyde: Okay. First thing, finish polishing my boots.
Jackie: Hyde, how's that gonna help...
Hyde: What?
Jackie: Okay.
Hyde: You're gonna make a fine student. Shine, grasshopper. Shine.