Kitty Quote #713

Quote from Kitty in Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

Christine St. George: [on TV] Before we bring on the tap-dancing parrot, I have a correction to make from yesterday's show.
Kitty: Red. She's gonna say my name. Are you taping it? Do you know how to use the machine?
Red: Yes, I know how to use the machine.
Christine St. George: Those brownies I so enjoyed were made by the talented and lovely Kitty Forshack.
Kitty: Forshack?
Christine St. George: No, no, that doesn't sound right. Ah! Forman. Kathy Forman.

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 ‘Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy’ Quotes

Quote from Kitty

Red: Ah, Kitty. Making brownies for breakfast?
Kitty: No. Brownies have too much sugar to be a healthy breakfast. Here, have some Fun Time Snack-A-Doodles. [hands Red a box of brightly-colored cereal]

Quote from Leo

Leo: There's my girl.
Donna: Hi, Leo. Leo, you didn't have to get me chocolates.
Leo: Chocolates? That's my lunch.
Donna: Leo, look. I'm really flattered that you like me, but I can't be your girlfriend.
Leo: Is it because I'm Black?
Donna: You're not Black.
Leo: So, it's not that then. I know what it is. You like that Randy guy.
Donna: What? No, I don't.
Leo: Yes, you do. So I think maybe it's best if we stop seeing each other.
Donna: Wait a minute, you're breaking up with me?
Leo: I'm sorry, but I just can't date a racist.

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Okay, Miss St. George, I'm really sorry.
Christine St. George: No. What you showed me just now proves that you are a sweet, honest, young woman. And that crap will get you nowhere in show business.
Jackie: So what? I'm supposed to lie and cheat and take credit for other people's work?
Christine St. George: That's how I paid for my Mercedes. You can't be afraid to be tough.
Jackie: Oh, I'm tough. I'm very, very tough. People always say what a bitch I am.
Christine St. George: Well, for your sake, I hope they're right. Now, please. Get this crazy lady off my set.
Kitty: Coming up next, a potato chip that looks like Henry Kissinger. [hums]
Christine St. George: See if you can find that potato chip. It sounds fascinating.