Fez Quote #856

Quote from Fez in Long Away

Donna: Why would you even think that I was cheating with Randy?
Hyde: Oh, they have it on the strongest authority. A fluid-filled plastic novelty ball from Parker Brothers.
Donna: Look, the reason that we've been hanging out so much lately is because Randy was the only one I could talk to about how Eric broke up with me. Three weeks ago.
Fez: Three weeks ago? That means...
Jackie: That he broke up with you before we sent the letter. Fez, it's not our fault!
Fez: Oh, Eric just doesn't like Donna anymore. Oh, happy day!

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 ‘Long Away’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Bob: Hey, look. I finally got invited to the Point Place veterans' reunion.
Red: What? They don't invite National Guardsmen.
Bob: They didn't. But I wrote a bunch of angry letters until they changed their policy.
Red: Well, that's just great, Bob. Maybe if you'd written a bunch of angry letters to Hitler we could've avoided a war in the first place.
Kitty: I don't think that would have worked. That Hitler seemed like a real cranky bear.

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Oh, my God, Fez, I feel really bad for Eric. When Michael was cheating on me, I was devastated. But eventually I learned that the saying is true. It's better to have loved and lost than to be butt-ugly.

Quote from Jackie

Fez: It's been two weeks since we send Eric our letter. Shouldn't he be home by now?
Jackie: Well, it takes about a week to get a letter to Africa, then there is three days of Eric twitching and fidgeting. Oh, then there is a two day hippo-ride to the airport. So, yeah, he should be home by now.