Jackie Quote #127
Quote from Jackie in Red Fired Up
Donna: Jackie, it's great to see you so happy. And strong. And over Kelso. You're like a rock. You're like a tiny little rock.
Jackie: Donna, are you trying to tell me bad news, or are you making fun of my butt?
Donna: No. Your butt's fine.
Jackie: Fine?!
Donna: Glorious. Whatever. Look, Kelso's dating Laurie.
Jackie: [gasps] I don't care.
Donna: Oh, come on. How can you still have feelings for him?
Jackie: Donna, I don't have feelings for him. I just hate that bitch for making him happy.
Donna: Oh, believe me. She will make him more miserable than you ever did.
Jackie: Oh, Donna. Thank you. I'm gonna pray to God that you're right.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red Fired Up’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: [whistles]
Red: Do you know the great thing about whistling? You can stop whistling.
Eric: Sorry.
Red: Eric, bend your knees and lift with your legs, or else, I'm gonna...
Eric: Kick my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Red: Jeez. And I didn't think you were listening.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Hi. How was your day?
Red: I had to let Earl go.
Eric: Let Earl go? You yelled at him until he cried.
Red: Hey. What kind of a man cries after only 15 minutes of yelling?
Eric: Well, I'm sorry. I don't like the way you handled Earl. Dad, he was your friend.
Kitty: Eric, hush, hush, hush, hush.
Red: Eric, work is work. You don't show up late, you don't make excuses, and you don't not work. If it wasn't work, they wouldn't call it work. They'd call it super, wonderful, crazy fun time. Or skippity-doo. Oh, jeez. Why the hell am I even talking to you?
Quote from Jackie
Laurie: Hey! This is my house.
Jackie: So what? Eric wants me here. Don't you, Eric?
Eric: Why, yes, I do.
Laurie: You better watch your back.
Jackie: Really? 'Cause you should stop spending so much time on yours.
Kelso: Oh. Burn! [laughs] Hey, I'm sorry. I just got swept away by the super-good burn.
Laurie: Shut up!