Hyde Quote #210
Quote from Hyde in Holy Crap!
Kelso: Man, my life sucks. Ever since Jackie left, I'm no good at pinball.
Fez: You were never good at pinball.
Hyde: Let's look at the bright side of not having Jackie. First, no Jackie. Second, now you can do all the things that you could never do when you were with her, man. Which was at last count... everything.
Kelso: Oh, man. You're right. You know, Jackie never ever wanted me to, like, cheat on her, or grow a beard, and I always wanted to. And now I can let this grow out!
Fez: May I grow one, too?
Kelso: I don't know, Fez. The two of us growing beards together... Isn't that kind of girlie?
Fez: Hmm, well, I just figure the more the hairier. [laughs] [nobody else laughs] Oh, I'm surrounded by idiots.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Crap!’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Laurie: What about Hyde? I mean, he doesn't have to go.
Hyde: While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religions have corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, how about you? How come you never have to go?
Red: Eric, God and I had a heart to heart while I watched my destroyer go down in the South Pacific. We're real good. You're not. Go.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here. Where's the rest of team Forman?
Kitty: Oh, I'm all alone today.
Midge: All alone? Ick! That's just embarrassing.
Bob: Well, that's a shame. Because if there's anyone who has some confessing to do, it's that dirty, dirty son of yours.