Laurie Quote #43

Quote from Laurie in Holy Crap!

Laurie: Well, I'll see ya. I'm gonna go meet some friends behind the bowling alley.
Eric: Laurie, we're supposed to go to church.
Laurie: Oh, we're supposed to go to church. Stop being such a little girl and do something bad for once.

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 ‘Holy Crap!’ Quotes

Quote from Hyde

Laurie: What about Hyde? I mean, he doesn't have to go.
Hyde: While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religions have corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.

Quote from Bob

Bob: Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here. Where's the rest of team Forman?
Kitty: Oh, I'm all alone today.
Midge: All alone? Ick! That's just embarrassing.
Bob: Well, that's a shame. Because if there's anyone who has some confessing to do, it's that dirty, dirty son of yours.

Quote from Red

Eric: Hey, how about you? How come you never have to go?
Red: Eric, God and I had a heart to heart while I watched my destroyer go down in the South Pacific. We're real good. You're not. Go.