Red Quote #209
Quote from Red in Holy Crap!
Kitty: Well, that's all well and good, Red, but since they won't go to church, I'm bringing the church to them. I've asked Dave, the church's youth minister, to come here for dinner, and he said, "Groovy."
Red: Sounds like a great idea.
Kitty: You really think so?
Red: I don't have to be there, right?
Kitty: No.
Red: Sounds like a great idea.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Crap!’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Laurie: What about Hyde? I mean, he doesn't have to go.
Hyde: While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religions have corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here. Where's the rest of team Forman?
Kitty: Oh, I'm all alone today.
Midge: All alone? Ick! That's just embarrassing.
Bob: Well, that's a shame. Because if there's anyone who has some confessing to do, it's that dirty, dirty son of yours.
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, how about you? How come you never have to go?
Red: Eric, God and I had a heart to heart while I watched my destroyer go down in the South Pacific. We're real good. You're not. Go.