Red Quote #203
Quote from Red in Kelso's Serenade
Kitty: Pearl, honey, please come out. Oh! Laurie, she kinda likes you. Do something.
Laurie: Aunt Pearl! [knocks on door] Why don't you come out, and you can show me your damn scrapbooks again?
Pearl: [opens door] Every time you people come, I gotta get dressed and put my teeth in. And you're not worth it, so get lost! [closes door]
Laurie: Now can we go?
Red: [Kitty nudges Red] No. [clears throat]
Kitty: Okay, fine. You know what? I give up. Let's just go. I just hope when I get old, someone comes to visit me.
Laurie: Don't be ridiculous, Mom. Eric will come. Well, I'm gonna go warm the car up.
Red: No, Laurie. This is important to your mother. So sit down. Come on, Pearl. There's a Bucks game on.
Pearl: [opens door] The Bucks, huh? Oh-ho!
Kitty: Well, you know, see? This is nice.
Pearl: The only thing that keeps me alive is watching the Bucks lose. Pfft!
Red: [quietly] Go Bucks.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kelso's Serenade’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Yes, please, Kelso, stop. I cannot take this anymore. This is how you serenade a woman. [sings] Besame Besame mucho Como si fuera esta noche La ultima vez
Jackie: What are you doing?
Kelso: Yeah. What are you doing?
Fez: Um, this is my school song from back home. I don't love you.
Quote from Red
Red: Here's the thing. You're assuming that you're good enough for Donna. And you're not. [Fez shakes his head]
Eric: Yes, I am.
Red: No, you're not. Just like I'm not good enough for your mother.
Eric: Okay, well... Yeah, that's true.
Red: Hey, watch it. I'm trying to help you out here.
Eric: I'm sorry. Yes, sir.
Red: Look, do you really think I wanted to spend the whole damn day sitting in a room with a woman who hates the Bucks and smells like cabbage? Well, I didn't. But that's the price you pay, son. Now, you go call Donna before she realizes how much better off she is without you. Go on now. Go!
Quote from Donna
Donna: Hey.
Eric: Hey, baby. What say you grab Papa a root beer, huh?
Fez: Oh, my God. I cannot look.
Donna: Listen, you worm, I am not your slave or a waitress or your damn maid! And don't get all Archie Bunker-y on me, or I will kick your ass to the moon!