Kelso Quote #146
Quote from Kelso in Red's New Job
[circle:]
Kelso: So, Laurie's been talking a lot lately, right? She's saying she wants a relationship. You know, and I kept waiting for the dirty part, but the dirty part never came.
Eric: Kelso, I have a real problem here, okay? I'd like to talk about that.
Kelso: Right. You know, dating two girls wasn't supposed to be like this. You know, it was supposed to be like...
[fantasy: Kelso is on the couch in the middle of Laurie and Jackie:]
Kelso: So, do you want to talk?
Laurie: No way, I just want to fool around.
Jackie: Yeah. Oh, talking is stupid. You know, I'll just wait quietly until you and Laurie are done. Have fun.
Kelso: Well, thanks, babe. [kisses Jackie] You know what? Feel free to jump in.
Donna: [enters] Hey, Kelso, you mind if I join in your sexy circle, too?
Kelso: Well, why not?
Donna: All Eric ever wants to do is talk.
Laurie: I told you he was a loser.
Donna: I know. I mean, how am I supposed to talk when I don't have a thought in my pretty little red head?
Jackie: [giggles] See, Michael? Donna's just as empty-headed as we are. Oh, Donna, you'll make a great addition to our sexy circle.
Kelso: All right, ladies. There's just one rule here. There are no bras allowed.
Girls: Yay!
[reality:]
Kelso: See, that's pretty sweet, huh?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red's New Job’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Good news, Red. I just took Cosmo's "10 Ways to Please Your Man in Bed" test and I got 9 out of 10. [laughs] But I didn't get number three because I'm a nurse and number three is icky.
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Hey, Kelso, eat that.
Kelso: All right. Green Jell-O. Hey, Jackie, try some. I heard green stuff makes you horny.
Jackie: Michael, that only works with green M&M's, duh.
Kelso: Nuh-uh. It's everything green. Right, Donna?
Donna: Actually, Kelso, you know what really makes you horny? Beets.
Kelso: Yeah, right.
Eric: No, it's true. I saw it on 60 Minutes, man. Beet farmers with, like, 10, 15 kids.
Kelso: Man, how's come everything good for you always tastes so bad. I'm trying it.
Quote from Eric
[circle:]
Eric: Man, Red went ballistic on me. I mean I want to keep the job, but I really don't want to wear my ass for a hat. 'Cause, you know, he said he could do that and I believe him.
Hyde: Come on, Forman. Fight the power, man. That way I can have your room after Red kills you. Although I'm not sure an ass hat is fatal.
Fez: You know what would be a good job for me? Gigolo. The loving is over, now pay me.