Jackie Quote #101
Jackie: I'm in.
Donna: Okay, uh, do you want any cards?
Jackie: Yeah, can I have two fives, please?
Midge: And I'll have one card. Oh, it's a five. Jackie, did you want this?
Jackie: You gave her a five? I thought we were friends.
Kitty: Okay, you know what? Everybody just show your cards.
Jackie: Okay, did I win? Did I win? Did I win?
Donna: Not even close.
Jackie: Oh. Well, I don't care. I don't work, so money doesn't really mean anything to me.
Kitty: Oh, how nice for you.
[The scene transitions to a painting of dogs playing poker]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hunting’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Dad, I know how to shoot. Don't you remember my Taxi Driver phase? I didn't want to kill him. I missed on purpose.
Red: Well, I can respect that more than you being a crappy shot.
Eric: What?
Red: Why didn't you say so?
Eric: Why do you think?
Red: You really think I've been yelling at you for 17 years?
Eric: No. You were probably okay with me as an infant. I just can't remember.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Think we'll see any bears? I'd love to kill a bear.
Red: You can't shoot a bear, it's deer season. You shoot a bear, you get fined, you go to jail.
Kelso: No, I'll just say it was self-defense. Who is the jury gonna believe, me or a dead bear?
All: A dead bear.
Quote from Red
Kelso: I have a right to bear arms, all right? That's in the Constitution.
Fez: Kelso, not everything in the Constitution makes sense.
Eric: Whoa, Fez. Shut up.
Red: What did you say?
Fez: Uh, nothing.
Bob: Foreigners.
Red: I hear you.