Fez Quote #974
[circle in the hunting lodge:]
Hyde: Man, I am at one with nature right now. Thanks for the pheasant, Fez. Pheasant, Fez. Pheasant, Fez.
Fez: Yes, beautiful black pheasants.
Bob: Black pheasants. Wait, pheasants aren't black.
Kelso: Black is beautiful. I wish Jackie was black.
Hyde: What did you feed us, Fez?
Fez: They were pheasants. They went, "Coo-caw." "Coo-caw."
Hyde: You fed us a crow? You're not supposed to eat a crow, man. You just brought some bad ju-ju on us all. We ate somebody's soul, man.
Fez: Ay, no. I have eaten someone's delicious soul.
Kelso: Hey, good news, guys. I found my gun. [chuckles]
[When the camera pans back around, Fez, Hyde and Bob have left the circle]
Kelso: What? It's probably not loaded.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hunting’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Dad, I know how to shoot. Don't you remember my Taxi Driver phase? I didn't want to kill him. I missed on purpose.
Red: Well, I can respect that more than you being a crappy shot.
Eric: What?
Red: Why didn't you say so?
Eric: Why do you think?
Red: You really think I've been yelling at you for 17 years?
Eric: No. You were probably okay with me as an infant. I just can't remember.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Think we'll see any bears? I'd love to kill a bear.
Red: You can't shoot a bear, it's deer season. You shoot a bear, you get fined, you go to jail.
Kelso: No, I'll just say it was self-defense. Who is the jury gonna believe, me or a dead bear?
All: A dead bear.
Quote from Red
Kelso: I have a right to bear arms, all right? That's in the Constitution.
Fez: Kelso, not everything in the Constitution makes sense.
Eric: Whoa, Fez. Shut up.
Red: What did you say?
Fez: Uh, nothing.
Bob: Foreigners.
Red: I hear you.