Eric Quote #215
Eric: Hey, Dad. I don't know about you, but I'm kind of frozen to the blind. Right in the pants area.
Red: Shh. Jeez, you have done nothing but complain since we got here. You know, I was hoping that this trip would be better than the last, where you cried about every stupid thing.
Eric: I was six. And you made me touch a dead rabbit.
Red: I just thought that if you touched it, you might not be afraid of it.
Eric: Well, thank you, Dr. Spock.
Red: Making noise is not the way to bag a deer.
Eric: I had nightmares for a month. Big, dead, rabbit nightmares.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hunting’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Dad, I know how to shoot. Don't you remember my Taxi Driver phase? I didn't want to kill him. I missed on purpose.
Red: Well, I can respect that more than you being a crappy shot.
Eric: What?
Red: Why didn't you say so?
Eric: Why do you think?
Red: You really think I've been yelling at you for 17 years?
Eric: No. You were probably okay with me as an infant. I just can't remember.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Think we'll see any bears? I'd love to kill a bear.
Red: You can't shoot a bear, it's deer season. You shoot a bear, you get fined, you go to jail.
Kelso: No, I'll just say it was self-defense. Who is the jury gonna believe, me or a dead bear?
All: A dead bear.
Quote from Red
Kelso: I have a right to bear arms, all right? That's in the Constitution.
Fez: Kelso, not everything in the Constitution makes sense.
Eric: Whoa, Fez. Shut up.
Red: What did you say?
Fez: Uh, nothing.
Bob: Foreigners.
Red: I hear you.