Jackie Quote #100
Quote from Jackie in Eric's Stash
Jackie: I don't know, Fez, maybe Michael was right. Maybe I don't have what it takes to win the pageant by myself.
Fez: That is nonsense. You are pretty and nice and talented and sweet, and everything good in the whole world is you.
Jackie: I know, I know. That's what I told Michael. But then he said...
Fez: Who cares what Michael said? He was using you for your beauty so he could become popular. He makes me sick.
Jackie: God. I never thought of it that way.
Kelso: [opens van door] Okay, Jackie. I've had some time to think, and, uh... I'm still disappointed in you. But I'm willing to talk about...
Jackie: Okay, stop. Michael, stop. I've been talking to Fez, and I have only one thing to say to you. I love you!
Fez: What?
Jackie: See, Michael, you must have really believed in me to think you could ride my coattails to the top.
Kelso: Oh, baby. Come here.
Jackie: Mmm.
Fez: Okay, get off me, both of you. You make me sick.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Stash’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Oh, my God. You guys. Guess who's gonna be in the Miss Dairy Princess Pageant?
Fez: Oh, I know. A cow?
Jackie: No. Me!
Donna: A beauty pageant?
Jackie: Yeah! I mean, look, Donna, it's not enough that we know I'm prettier than everyone else. I want the world to know!
Donna: And what better way to do it than go on stage and parade around like a piece of meat?
Jackie: I know! I know!
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Man, a beauty coach? What's goin' on with you?
Kelso: When Jackie wins this pageant, I am gonna be the guy with the hottest chick of all of the hot chicks.
Hyde: Yeah, Kelso, that's genius.
Kelso: Yeah, just picture it.
[fantasy:]
Bob Eubanks: And this year's Miss Dairy Princess is... Kelso's girlfriend!
Kelso: Yes! [giggles] Oh, thank you! Thank you. Thank you, Bob Eubanks.
Bob Eubanks: Mr. Kelso, now that you've been crowned, what's going to be your first order of business?
Kelso: Well, as Mr. Dairy Princess, I would like to give milk products to all of those in need. And then someday, I would like to rule an entire hot chick dairy kingdom! Settle down, girls. There's plenty of me to go around here.
Quote from Fez
Eric: So, if you'll all please avert your eyes, I have to, uh, get my secret stash of cash.
Hyde: What, you mean your Candy Land stash?
Eric: My Can... I don't keep my money in the... Candy Land box.
Fez: You moved your money from the Candy Land box?
Eric: Oh, shut up and turn around! Oh, my God, you guys. Someone stole all my money.
Fez: From Candy Land? How could such a sad thing happen in such a happy place?