Eric Quote #185
Quote from Eric in I Love Cake
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Fez: Ah, Kelso, it was brave of you to come back. We gave you quite a ribbing.
Kelso: Yeah... Except for this time, I brought a hot, fresh pizza. But it's only for my friends who don't make fun of me. Mmm! Pizza!
Hyde: Kelso, man, I got 1,000 insults, and no pizza's gonna make... Is that sausage? You brilliant bastard!
Eric: Guys, let me ask you something. Donna told me she loves me, and then I told her, "I love cake." That's not bad, is it? I'm still cool, right?
[Fez, Kelso and Hyde are silent as the camera pans around to them]
Eric: Okay. I don't know what happened. I just panicked, and it popped out. I mean, I don't remember wanting to ever talk about cake. I wasn't really that hungry.
Fez: Cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake. Of course, you cannot have sex with Donna, either, so...
Kelso: Yeah, man. You should've just lied and told her that you loved her. "I love you, baby." See? And I don't love you. Isn't that great?
Hyde: He does love her, you dope. Right?
Eric: Okay. Well, if I admit it, are you guys gonna make fun of me?
Fez: Oh, Eric. Love is not a joke. This is a joke, knock, knock.
Kelso: Who's there? Look, if you really do love her, there's only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free! [laughs]
Hyde: Don't listen to him, man. He's stupid. Here's what you gotta do, she said it, so now you gotta say it. Then she'll say it back, and everything will be okay. Oh, and get her pizza. 'Cause right now I kinda love Kelso.
Eric: Yeah, I can do that. I'll just say it, and I'll be back on top again. All right. [eats pizza] So now, uh... Where was I when Fonzie here moved to town? [Kelso grabs the pizza slice] Hey! Give that backamundo!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘I Love Cake’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Oh, my God. Did you hear that? It sounds like a bloody hook scraping against the back door. What's... What's wrong? You're like a million miles away.
Donna: I don't- I don't know. It's just that my parents are fighting like, all the time. It just makes me so mad. Like I want to kick their asses, but I can't. But I want to do something.
Eric: Okay. Take me, Donna.
Donna: What?
Eric: Go ahead. Take me. Punish your parents by using me for sex. Do your business and be done with it. Go ahead. Don't be shy. I can take it. But... God, do be gentle.
Donna: You didn't actually think that was gonna work, did you?
Eric: No, but I'm a virgin, and it's driving me crazy. But that's not your fault... No, wait. Yes, it is.
Quote from Eric
Eric: So, they're really gonna separate?
Donna: Yeah, but they're still gonna live together.
Eric: Oh. Wow. Are... Are you okay?
Donna: Yeah, but, I mean, that's just like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I mean, how's that supposed to work?
Eric: Well, I imagine it'll be like when Gilligan and the Skipper had a fight, and they drew a chalk line down the center of their hut. That worked out great.
Donna: Yeah. That solved all their problems.
Eric: Yeah. [Donna chuckles] I love you.
Donna: I love you, too.
Eric: All right, then. [Donna chuckles] [they kiss]
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hi, you two. Thought you might wanna know. Midge and I worked things out.
Red: Well, that's just great, Bob.
Bob: Yeah. We're separating.
Red: You can't stay with us.
Bob: No. I'll be staying at home. We're gonna live together. We're just gonna see other people.
Red: Okay, Bob, I want you to think about this. You're living in the same house, but you're dating other people. I'm not saying for sure there'll be problems, but I want you to think about it. Think hard, Bob.
Bob: I think it's gonna be sexy.