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Fez: Ah, Kelso, it was brave of you to come back. We gave you quite a ribbing.
Kelso: Yeah... Except for this time, I brought a hot, fresh pizza. But it's only for my friends who don't make fun of me. Mmm! Pizza!
Hyde: Kelso, man, I got 1,000 insults, and no pizza's gonna make... Is that sausage? You brilliant bastard!
Eric: Guys, let me ask you something. Donna told me she loves me, and then I told her, "I love cake." That's not bad, is it? I'm still cool, right?
[Fez, Kelso and Hyde are silent as the camera pans around to them]
Eric: Okay. I don't know what happened. I just panicked, and it popped out. I mean, I don't remember wanting to ever talk about cake. I wasn't really that hungry.
Fez: Cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake. Of course, you cannot have sex with Donna, either, so...
Kelso: Yeah, man. You should've just lied and told her that you loved her. "I love you, baby." See? And I don't love you. Isn't that great?
Hyde: He does love her, you dope. Right?
Eric: Okay. Well, if I admit it, are you guys gonna make fun of me?
Fez: Oh, Eric. Love is not a joke. This is a joke, knock, knock.
Kelso: Who's there? Look, if you really do love her, there's only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free! [laughs]
Hyde: Don't listen to him, man. He's stupid. Here's what you gotta do, she said it, so now you gotta say it. Then she'll say it back, and everything will be okay. Oh, and get her pizza. 'Cause right now I kinda love Kelso.
Eric: Yeah, I can do that. I'll just say it, and I'll be back on top again. All right. [eats pizza] So now, uh... Where was I when Fonzie here moved to town? [Kelso grabs the pizza slice] Hey! Give that backamundo!