Donna Quote #45
Quote from Donna in I Love Cake
Eric: Great shot. And I love you.
Donna: Well, the basket doesn't really count because I traveled.
Eric: You could never travel... Because I love you.
Donna: Eric, you're acting like a huge dork.
Eric: A huge dork who loves you.
Donna: God! God! Stop it! Our... Look, the only reason I said it is because I felt it and not just so you'd say it back. And if I knew you were gonna get in such a twist about it, I wouldn't have said it at all.
Eric: I'm not in a twist. It's just... "Cake." Okay, that was pretty stupid.
Donna: Yes! Thank you. So, I mean, why'd you say it?
Eric: I don't know. I just... Now... Once it is out there, if we broke up, I mean... You know, what would I tell myself, then?
Donna: I guess you could tell yourself you still have cake. We both know how much it means to you.
Eric: That's nice. There's a sweet girl.
Donna: Okay, look, I have an idea. Why don't we just pretend it never happened?
Eric: I like that.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘I Love Cake’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Oh, my God. Did you hear that? It sounds like a bloody hook scraping against the back door. What's... What's wrong? You're like a million miles away.
Donna: I don't- I don't know. It's just that my parents are fighting like, all the time. It just makes me so mad. Like I want to kick their asses, but I can't. But I want to do something.
Eric: Okay. Take me, Donna.
Donna: What?
Eric: Go ahead. Take me. Punish your parents by using me for sex. Do your business and be done with it. Go ahead. Don't be shy. I can take it. But... God, do be gentle.
Donna: You didn't actually think that was gonna work, did you?
Eric: No, but I'm a virgin, and it's driving me crazy. But that's not your fault... No, wait. Yes, it is.
Quote from Eric
Eric: So, they're really gonna separate?
Donna: Yeah, but they're still gonna live together.
Eric: Oh. Wow. Are... Are you okay?
Donna: Yeah, but, I mean, that's just like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I mean, how's that supposed to work?
Eric: Well, I imagine it'll be like when Gilligan and the Skipper had a fight, and they drew a chalk line down the center of their hut. That worked out great.
Donna: Yeah. That solved all their problems.
Eric: Yeah. [Donna chuckles] I love you.
Donna: I love you, too.
Eric: All right, then. [Donna chuckles] [they kiss]
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hi, you two. Thought you might wanna know. Midge and I worked things out.
Red: Well, that's just great, Bob.
Bob: Yeah. We're separating.
Red: You can't stay with us.
Bob: No. I'll be staying at home. We're gonna live together. We're just gonna see other people.
Red: Okay, Bob, I want you to think about this. You're living in the same house, but you're dating other people. I'm not saying for sure there'll be problems, but I want you to think about it. Think hard, Bob.
Bob: I think it's gonna be sexy.