Eric Quote #175

Quote from Eric in Vanstock

Laurie: Oh, then, Daddy, since Eric is going out of town, can I have his car?
Kitty: Why? Where are you going?
Laurie: Excuse me, I was talking to Daddy.
Kitty: I know. Where are you going?
Laurie: Frat party.
Kitty: Frat party? No.
Laurie: But, Daddy...
Red: Look, honey, it's up to Eric.
Eric: Really? Well, I mean, I guess... [laughs] No!

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 ‘Vanstock’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Eric: Hey, Dad, can I go to Vanstock with the guys this weekend?
Red: What the hell's a Vanstock?
Eric: Well, it's like Woodstock, but with a greater emphasis on vans.
Red: Sounds stupid. Have a good time.

Quote from Red

Kitty: Red, what are you gonna do today?
Red: Read the want ads, look for a job. Then, just to break up the day, I thought I'd go down to Rexall, look for some Gold Bond for my athlete's foot. Any more questions?
Kitty: Well, oh, boy, Red, we've got the big hospital banquet to look forward to.
Red: Oh, right. Well then, screw the Gold Bond, I gotta get my hair done.

Quote from Hyde

Kitty: [to Red] Well, honey, I don't think it's gonna be that bad. And... if it is, I can always give you a shot of Demerol. [laughs]
Hyde: You have Demerol? I mean, what's... what's Demerol?