Bob Quote #41

Quote from Bob in Laurie and the Professor

Donna: Hey, Dad.
Bob: Where have you two been?
Donna: Uh, Mom bought me these clogs. Aren't they great?
Bob: Oh, she bought you clogs. With my money. So, officially, I bought you clogs.
Midge: No, Bob, I bought her the clogs.
Bob: Get in the car, Donna. I'm gonna buy you something.
Donna: Uh, actually, Dad, I've got homework and...
Bob: Do you love your daddy?
Donna: Yes.
Bob: Let's go.
Midge: Looks like you're going shopping with the big ass!

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Quote from Kitty

Eric: Oh, Mom. Oh, my god, Mom. I had her in my sights. I mean, she was right in the cross hairs.
Kitty: Oh, honey... You know I love you and your sister equally. But if you ever get an opportunity again, for God's sake, pull the trigger.

Quote from Fez

Fez: Excuse me, may I please have a hickey, please?
Donna: No.
Fez: Please?
Donna: No!
Fez: Jackie?
Jackie: No!
Fez: Please?
Jackie: No!
Fez: So, the two of you do things to please your man. Well, Fez is a man. Why do you not please him? Why?

Quote from Midge

Donna: So, here we are... together... again.
Midge: Yeah. I'm just loving the time we spend together, Donna. In my new book, Our Mothers, Ourselves, it says we're supposed to be friends. We should talk to each other and listen. Your stupid father never listens.
Donna: Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father?
Midge: Oh, I don't know, I only read the first chapter. Okay, no more talking about your father. So, how do you like the clogs I bought you?
Donna: Oh, they're awesome.
Midge: Oh, good, 'cause your father's an ass!