Eric Quote #164
Quote from Eric in Laurie and the Professor
Kitty: Eric, I need you to go to the store and get me three pounds of ground beef, lean.
Eric: Mom, look, before you go and blow 20 more cents a pound on ground beef, this guy is not gonna get Laurie back into college. She's stupid and evil. Mostly stupid.
Kitty: Eric, she's not stupid. She's just... She has... special... Just go.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Laurie and the Professor’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Eric: Oh, Mom. Oh, my god, Mom. I had her in my sights. I mean, she was right in the cross hairs.
Kitty: Oh, honey... You know I love you and your sister equally. But if you ever get an opportunity again, for God's sake, pull the trigger.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Excuse me, may I please have a hickey, please?
Donna: No.
Fez: Please?
Donna: No!
Fez: Jackie?
Jackie: No!
Fez: Please?
Jackie: No!
Fez: So, the two of you do things to please your man. Well, Fez is a man. Why do you not please him? Why?
Quote from Midge
Donna: So, here we are... together... again.
Midge: Yeah. I'm just loving the time we spend together, Donna. In my new book, Our Mothers, Ourselves, it says we're supposed to be friends. We should talk to each other and listen. Your stupid father never listens.
Donna: Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father?
Midge: Oh, I don't know, I only read the first chapter. Okay, no more talking about your father. So, how do you like the clogs I bought you?
Donna: Oh, they're awesome.
Midge: Oh, good, 'cause your father's an ass!